10. How can I skip properly?
MM: close eye. think tree...skipping
9. My weights' not going down!
MM: It's never as it seems.
8. What's the proper way to do creeps?
MM: Wax on (left foot), Wax off (right foot). breathe in through nose. breathe out through mouth. very important.
7. when do the muscles come?
MM: first learn stand, then learn fly. Nature rule, not mine.
6. No 6 pack yet!
MM: Go. Find balance.
5. Bicycles not working my abs?
MM: close eye. think bike.
4. Planks are impossible!
MM: So was I beating up 5 teenagers twice my size.
3. No carbs and protein for dinner?!
MM: Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.
2. Pistol squats?
MM: If do right, no can defense.
1. MM: First make sacred pact, I promise teach pcp. That's my part. You promise learn. I say, you do, no questions. Deal?
Noriyuki "Pat" Morita - You're a legend! Have a good weekend everyone!

Dude, awesome Karate Kid interpretation!
ReplyDeletehilaroius!! well done mate. now, get start looking forward to a post-PCP life!
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